Jokes

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne KISS Dia

Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha- Kya Hua

Ladka- Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu.

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Ultimate Truth:

If Girl Fails In S.S.C

Then Directly Marriage...

If Boy Fails In S.S.C

Then Directly Garrage...

Funny..

But

True....!

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Biwi- Aji suniye jab apne pehli bar mera

Ghungat uthaya tha to kaisa laga tha?

Pati- khuda ki Qasam agar AYATUL-KURSI

yaad na hoti to wahi mar jata.!!

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I was in an Auto when the Driver said : "I love this job!! I'm my own Boss and Nobody tells me what to do.."

then i replied,

"Aage se left le..huh";-)

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coliflwr: M not hpy , I luk like a brain.

Ladyfinger:i luk lik finger of ladies..

Mushroom:I luk like an umbrella..

Banana; can V pls change d topic!!...

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Girl Friend - Aaj Me Tumhe Wo Jagah Dikhaungi Jaha Mera Apendix Ka Operation Hua Hai,

Boy Friend - Get Excited,

GF-Ye Dekho GUPTA NURSING HOME !

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Boy got Rejected & Girl got Selected in interview for the same reason...

Think...??

Reason: They both had 1st Button of their shirts opened...

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Usne kaha mohabbat ki saza do mujhe

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Maine ja kar uske papa ko sab bata diya

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Pit gayi bechari..

Pani me gira Rumal,

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Rumal geela hai,

Aasman me dekha,

to

Aasman bhi neela he,

Mohabbat to

Sab karte hai par>>

ME KARUN TO SALA CHARACTER DHEELA HAI...

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MOST IRRITATING FACTS::->

4 dose who r at home:

U Study for 3 hrs no one sees u..

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When pick up d mobile for a sec

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mom/dad entrs d room nd say bilkul padai ni karte................

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4 dose who r in hostel:

Hav mob for 3 hrs no 1 sees u..

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pick up d book for a sec

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Frendz entrs d room n say 'kitna padega Einstien ki aulad...pagal ho jayega...'

Dedicated to all hostelites...:-)

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Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me kyu rakha jata h?

nai pata

socho socho!

taki kisi k muh se ye na nikal jaye ki

"abe ye to meri wali thi"

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Wanna make money through Facebook...??

Go to: Account- account settings- De-activate your Account and Start Working...!

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In 1980,IDBI bank rejected loan 4 Ambani.:(Now in 2010 Mukesh Ambani planning 2 buy IDBI bank.:)Dis shows nothing is Imposible.Now in 2011, SBI Bank rejected loan for me.:( But in 2025, I'l b planing 2..

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apply 4 loan again.B'coz it is Govt bank, v can't buy.

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BEFORE MARRAIGE

Boy: I've been waitng for this day

Girl: U want me to leave

B: No

G: Do you love me

B: Ofcourse

G: Will u ever cheat me

B: Never in my life

G: Will you hug me

B: Every chance i get

G: Will you hit me

B:R u crazy

G:Can I trust you

B:Yes

G:Sweetheart

After Marriage

Read back wards.

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Elction tym:

Giv nitish kumar nxt 5yrs, he'il MAKEbihar lik Singapore

Giv Yediyurappa nxt 5yrs, Yediyurappa & family wil BUY Singapore!

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Mr bean ek ghar k niche khada "su-su" kar raha tha, Upar se ek lady boli-

dikhta nahi hai, deewar hai!

Bean bola

thoda side

se dekho, dikh jayega..!

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A drunk guy falls 4m 1st floor.

People gathered arund n askd him wat happnd?

He said..."I don't knw, I also came down Jus now

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A thief enterd a house & by mistake kickd a steel bucket

House Ownr:Kaun hai?

Thief:Meaow

Oner:Kaun?

Thief:Meeao

Oner:Are kaun?

Thief:Billi hun re haramkhor

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Boy while "Ki$$ing his Gf-

Thanx baby,apna chewingGum mujhe dene k liye.

Girl: Chewing gum nahi hai my luv,

I'm suffering from cough.!!

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JOB vacancy IN BSNL

Send ur Details to career@bsnl.in

Last Date-31/5/2011

Salry-3.6 lac p.a.

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Job profile-

"Tower Pe Baith Ke Kavvon Ko Hatana"

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Most STUPID qstns ppl ask me in obvious situatns..

1.At movies:hey! Wht r u doin here?

Me:wel..I am slepng ovr here..der is no AC at home:-D,

2.In bus:heavy weightd aunty steps on my feet n said..sory did dat hurt?

Me:Not at all, m on local anesthesia. Y dnt u try again?

3.Whn i gt woken up at midnyt by a call: sory, wr u slpng?

Me:Nai to.. Abhi to raat ke 2 hi baje h..itne jaldi koi sota h kya..?%-)

4.Wn they c me wd shortr hair they ask: hv u had a haircut?

Me:Nah! Its autumn. My hair's shedding.

5.Wn smone cal on landline n ask whr r u?

Me:M in markt wid d landline arund my neck..B-)!!

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Girl:Muje kahi mehnghi jagha pe ghumane le jav na..

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Boy: chal, taiyaar ho ja...!

Petrol pump chalenge..

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Techr:How Many Months R

There In A Year

Kid:12

T:Wow..How

Do U Know

kid:12 Mahine Me

12 Tarike Se TujKo

Pyar JatauGa Re

DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA.

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Height Of BACK ANSWERING

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?

Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation???

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Tch-AKBAR kon tha?

Std-Pta nhi

Tch-Padai pe dhyan do to pta chale

St-sir,mohit kon hai?

Tch-Pta Nahi

St-Apni beti pe dhyan do to pta chale?

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Santa: Tere Ghar Se Ek Ladki Mujhe Khidki

Ke Pichhe Se Rumal Se Ishara Karti Hai.

Banta: Wo Naukrani Hai Jo

Khdki Ke Shishe Saaf Karti Hai..

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Tchr:"Whoever answer next question correctly can go home."

suddenly a bag was thrown...

Tchr:Who throw the bag?

DEEPAK:Me, I am going.

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Principal: what u want 2becom in future?

Student: After studyin MBBS, I want to join Police force n gt good job in a good software company nd work as lawyer n construct big buildings n conduct research n become actor.

Principal: Hey,Wat's ur name?

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Student: Rajnikant!

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Sardarji: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai?

Salesman; Ham Sardaro Ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte.

Sardar After 1 week with clean Shaved face: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai...

Salesmn: Hm Srdaron ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte..

Sardar After 1 Months Full angrez bnke WHAT'S D COST OF DAT TV...? Salsman: Hm Sardaron ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte

Sardar Gusse Me: Tujhe har baar Kaise Pata Chal Jata Hai K main Sardar Hoon...?

Salesman- Kyonki Ye Tv Nhi "MICROWAVE OVEN" Hai..

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Santa Ko chana khata dekh..

Banta- Tu pichle janam me Ghoda tha kya?

Santa- Tu kya kha raha He?

Banta-Biscuit.!!

Santa-Tu pichle janam me Kutta Tha kya

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maths sir: what is a 'line'?

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a genius answered:

a line is a dot, going for a walk..

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He Broke Her Heart..

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And she Broke His iphone 4G..

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I think We All Know Who Cried HArder..

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Boy-Apka Naam Kya He

Girl-Pehan K Batau Ya DikhaKar

Boy-Kya Matlab?

Girl-PAYAL

Girl-Or Apka?

Boy-Lekar Batau Ya Dekar?

Girl-Matlab?

Boy-PAPPI:D:*

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The only thing we learn in college during serious lectures is...

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typing msgs without looking at d phone!

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Ye hoti h asali dosti..

1 dost ne apne dost ko adhi raat ko fone kia aur bola:

Yaar me ro raha hu..;-(

Dost ne kaha.

Bhad me ja.

Me so raha hu.

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A Boy tuk a buk frm college library's shelf 2 study.

All othr books fell on him & he died.

Moral- zara si over acting apki jaan b le sakti hai

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A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop-

Girl: Dont u hv a mom/sister at home.?

Boy:No

Girl:To Ghar le chalna pagal, Yaha Timepas kyu kr raha hai...

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Madam to student: u scored zero.

Student proudly moves his hand through his hairs...

Madam: idiot! U scored zero marks, not zero DANDRUFF.

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Boy: U r sunshine of my life

without U life is cloudy

U r in my heart like rainy water 4 barren land

Girl: Janu! Is it proposal or weather report?

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Teacher to mechanical student-NAADE ko english me kya kehte hai?

Student-P.H.D.

Teacher-Woh kaise?

Student-Pyjama Holding Device.

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Student ki notebook ke last page par kya milega??

1.love ke % check karne vali game.

2.Pen ko chalane k liye kiye gaye try..

3.silent clas me bat karne ke liye likhi gayi batein.

4.aadha page ftaa hua.

5.exams k liye imps.

6.cross v/s zero game.

7.vacation me kya kya karna he uski list.

N importantly

8.Apna sign wid diffrent typs..

Student life.. Unforgettable part of life.. :):-)

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A famous Chartered Accountant in a big firm had a very strange habit. Every morning, he used to open his drawer, look at a piece of paper, & then lock the drawer again. The trainees were very curious & thought that he had the secret of his success in that drawer. So one day, when the CA was out, the trainees decided to break it open.

When they broke open the lock & took out the paper, they found written on it...

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"Left is debit, right is credit"

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Height of Over LoVe:

A Boy Doesn't Chat With His Girl Friend,

Bcoz He Feels that Her Hand Might Pain while Typing the Text.!!

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Dad-Xm Kesa Hua?

Son-Q.no.1 Chhut Gaya,

Q3 Ata Ni Tha,

Q4 Krna Bhul Gya,

Q5 Nazar Ni Aya.

Dad (Gusse Me:)-Aur Qno.2?

Son-Bas Wahi Galat Ho gaya:-D

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Lalu goes to Obama's house.

Lalu: How did you construct such a huge & beautiful house?

Obama: Can u see a bridge there?

Lalu: Yes

Obama: I built my house using the commission from the bridge construction.

Obama came to Lalu's house.

Obama: Your house is much bigger and costlier than mine.

How did u build it?

Lalu: Can u see a bridge there?

Obama: No i dont

Lalu: thats bcoz i used that money to build my house...

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A mind blowing fact:

No matter whether guys buy 220cc Pulsar or 350cc Royal Enfield

It cannot overtake a beautiful gal on 80cc Scooty:-)

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2 Lady fightng 4a seat both claimig they came 1st

Condctor-Lady who is more Aged shud sit here

Both lady Luked At Each oder & seat remaind Empty..

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Behosh Aadmi ko dekh kar

Dr: Ye mar Chuka hai

Tabhi Aadmi bola: Mai Zinda hun

Admi ki biwi boli: Tum chup raho ji,

Itna bada Dr kya Jhut bolega...

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Shahjahan ne Taj Mahal ki har deewar ko dekha, Har meenar ko dekha, har kaaleen ko dekha, Har dar aur deewar ko dekha, Har lage huey khambe ko dekha, Har khidki se dekha, aur bola, (guess .kya bola hoga???

MAA KASAM!!! BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA!!!

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Boy-Apka Naam Kya He

Girl-Pehan K Batau Ya DikhaKar

Boy-Kya Matlab?

Girl-PAYAL

Girl-Or Apka?

Boy-Lekar Batau Ya Dekar?

Girl-Matlab?

Boy-PAPPI..

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"New Economic Analysis:

Its Better To Have A Long Distance

Relationship Because STD Rates Are Much Lower Than Fuel Rates..

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Q. Define LOVE n explain details.

(10 mrks)

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Ans. Definition:

A serious disorder of heart due 2 relatnshp btwn men & women dat cn cause death of 1 or both dpndng on d resistance associated.

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TYPES:

1sided & 2 sided

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AGE:

Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age!

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SYMPTOMS:

Tension

Daydreaming

Insomnia

Phone Addiction

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DIAGNOSIS BY:

Diary

Photos

Mobile

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TREATMENT:

Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoes/Mother's chappal..

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Bv-Maine ap k B'day pr itni Mehngi Chiz kharidi h k ap dekhteHi khush ho jaoge

Pati-Shukra h Tuje mera khyal to aya Dikhao

Bv-Abi pehan k ati hu.

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Behosh Aadmi ko dekh kar

Dr: Ye mar Chuka hai

Tabhi Aadmi bola: Mai Zinda hun

Admi ki biwi boli: Tum chup raho ji,

Itna bada Dr kya Jhut bolega...

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Girl's TOP 12 lies

1.Im single.

2.I don drink/smoke.

3.Mai pehli baar kisi ladki k liye itna serious hua hu

4.Woh meri behan jaisi hai.

5.Ur eyes r so beautiful.

6.Yar wo ladki mere piche padi hui thi.

7.M nt lyk othr guys.

8.Ur smile..wow!

9.U r d 1st n d last gal in ma lyf

10.i'l nevr make u cry

11.i can't live without u.

12.N mst imp Of all-I Luv U baby..

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"Height of studying

If somebody asks you 'whats your name ?'

& You reply

'for how many marks.?'

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LIFE IS LIKE A DOG

School lyf=Paltu kutte

College lyf=Awara KUTTE

Service Lyf=Khujli wale Kutte

Married LiFe=Wafadar kutte

Old Age= Pehredar Kutte

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Story

A gal n a boy lovd each othr a lot. . The gal always used to say" i m always urs n i cnt liv wdout u cz my heart is wd u"

One day she sd to boy tht she cant marry him bcoz hr family disagreed.

D boy said "I need u and ur family's happines.

Aftr few mnths,girl got married and ws looking thru her gifts.she came across a gift and starts crying.The gift was the boy's real Heart packed in a jar.

CLIMAX- ladka ne suicide kiya ya uska murder hua?

Kyunki agar suicide kiya,toh heart pack kisne kiya?

Aage janne ke liye dekhe C.I.D.

mon-fri, 6am,9am,12pm,4pm,7pm,10pm,12am,3am only on sony :-

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- A lov story.
Hero lovs heroin
but
heroin lovs vilan
but vilan lovs hero sistr.
bt hero sistr lovs heroin brothr
Bt heroin brothr lovs vilan sistr
Bt vilan sistr lovs heros brothr
Finaly 2 persns commit sucide
whos that?
Producer and director.

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-THIS IS CRIME STORY.
Five frnds lived in a room, namely Mad, Brain,Fool,Somebody,Nobody,

Once a DAY Somebody killed Nobody.That time Brain was in bath room,Mad called police.
Mad:Is it police station?
Police:Yes,wht is t matter?
Mad:Somebody killed Nobody
Pol:R u mad?
Mad:Yes,Iam Mad
Pol:Dnt u hav brain?
Mad:brain is in bathroom
Pol:are you Fool?
Mad:No,Fool is reading the msg

Most Wanted Line in life

I've always been afraid of losing ppl whom i like so much,

But at times i keep askin myself.

Is der any1 who'l be afraid of losing me too..And i found no one.:)

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StRaNgE BuT TrUe:-)

Our life improve only when we take risk. And the first and most

difficult risk we can take is

"To get up 4m bed early"!

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It feels so gud 2 hear some1 saying,

"TAKE CARE"

Bt it feels so much beter 2 hear some1 saying,

"I aM TO TAKE CARE OF U"

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Valuable time & Lovable person

are very precious in our life.

Once we lost, they never come back again

so dont make even a trial to loose them...

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Wats most amazing part of LOVE?

Its wen othrs alwys try 2 steal ur Partner bt stil ur Partner alwys choose 2 stay wid U:)

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sorry works when mistake is made,

Bt sry does nt work when trust is broken,

So in life do mistakes bt nvr break D trust.

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"One hurts u, so that u may find someone who can heal u.

If nobody is there to hurt u, u will never know d person who cares for u..

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A Blind Man Was Begging At

NEW YORK Streets, With A Board Written

"I'm Blind,Help Me.."

A Guy Passing That Side, Saw Him..

He Took That Board & Wrote Some Thing..

On That Day The Blind Man Got Heavy Collection..

Many People Started To Give Money..

Can U Guess What He Wrote?

He Wrote,

"TODAY IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY, BUT I CAN'T SEE IT..!"

The Way of Expressing can Change Many Things..

So Express Ur Ideas Differently..!

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A kids cute love:

Even though i gt beaten by my mom n teacher 4 brkn pencil tip

I stil do it coz

my gal frnd smiles while givin me d sharpener :-)

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Old Farmer Wrote letter 2 His Innocent Son In Jail, "This Year I'm Unable 2 Plant Potatoes Bcoz I Can't Dig d Ground. I Know If U Were Here U Would Help Me."

Son Replied "U Idiot, Don't Dig d Ground, there I hv Hidden The Guns."

Police Read the Letter, Next Day, The Ground Was Dug By Police, Searched For Guns But Nothing Was Found.

Son Wrote Again,

"Now Plant UR Potatoes Dad, Its The Best I Could Do From Here."

WHERE THERE IS A WILL, There IS A WAY:)

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" Trust the Person Whom U Love, Wait Even if they Doesnt Understand U ..

Coz, Your Trust Alone Will Bring them Back to U..

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Missing Some One U OnCe Had, Is Like Removing a Ring at Ur Finger that U Have Worn 4 Very Longtime.

It Feels Like its Still There But its Not.

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She looked at him & said

"you are Heartless"

As she walked away,

he whisperd to himself

"because, i gave it to you long time back

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Y in evry luv story sistr supports bro

bt brothrs doesnt supprt sis..???

Bcoz sistr knws wat LOVE is..!!

bt brothr knws wat BOYS are..!

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Its all abt time:If its your good time

your serious comments are taken

lightly but if its your bad time

even your joke is counted as mistake . .

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A Man saw a Poor Boy looking at his expensive Car,

He Offered him a Drive

Boy: Car is Marvelous!

Whats d Cost?

Man: don't know.My Bro Gifted it

Boy: So Nice of Him,

Man: U also wan2 hav a Bro like him?

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Boy: No, I want to

BE A BROTHER LIKE HIM!

Attitude Matters a Lot in Sculpting our Identity

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iz like a boy playing carrom..

Alwys afraid of losing his QUEEN.

And a girl playin chess...

risking evrythng just 2 protect her KING...!!!

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2 ThiNgS r NvR deFiNeD iN wHoLe LyF-

1 Is Luv BcZ u NvR kNw WhO lUvS u HoW mUcH,

2Nd Is FrNdS bCz U nVr KnW hOw DeEpLy D sTuPiDs CaRe AbT u.

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If anybody rejects ur lov,dont feel 4 it

The moment u xpress ur lov itself u hav a place in their heart

They wil never 4get u in their life

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Student ki notebook ke last page par kya milega??

1.love ke % check karne vali game.

2.Pen ko chalane k liye kiye gaye try..

3.silent clas me bat karne ke liye likhi gayi batein.

4.aadha page ftaa hua.

5.exams k liye imps.

6.cross v/s zero game.

7.vacation me kya kya karna he uski list.

N importantly

8.Apna sign wid diffrent typs..

Student life.. Unforgettable part of life.. :):-)

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*Lovely Lines*

Agar Apko Life Me Dusri Bar Pyar Hota H To

Dusra Pyar Hi Select Kro

Bcoz

Agr Apka 1st Pyar Sacha Hota To 2sra Pyar Kbhi Na Hota.

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Cute pain..

Sumtimes v

cum across

situations whn

v stop loving some1

Not coz they dont love us

but coz we find

that they r happier without us..

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First love mostly gets failed to everyone...

And also teaches how to love...

But the fact is after that we won't love anyone.

"That is real love"

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Hurt is needed to make u grow.

Failure is needed to make u know.

Loss is needed to make u gain,

coz sum lessons r best wen learnt through pain..

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How do friends help in problems??

They give the most stupid suggestion that will make us laugh and forget the problem..

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DoNt hurt smoNe so much dat they will bcme aN eNemy of u.,

But

Love some1 so much that they will get fear of losiNg u..!

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SuccessfuL Quote:

"Be careful of ur thoughts when U are alone!

And Be careful of ur words when U are in a crowd...!"

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"DoN't Ever Be aNgry oN Your FrieNds.
Because At The Last MomeNts Of Our Life,
We Remember Not The Words Of Our eNemies
But The SileNce Of Our FRIEND..
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A nice And Cute Thought:
"Life is not wAiting for someone who is mAde for u.
But life is Living for someone who lives becAuse of you.
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At anytime in life,if u get a doubt abt our FRNDSHIP take Coin n toss if its head im up FRIEND & if its tails ur my Friend
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NEvEr Stop Ur SmilE EvEn if U r Sad Bcoz U Nvr Know Who LikEs Ur SmilE
'4 d World'
U May b Sum1
But
'4 Sum1'
U May b d World.


Don't be afraid to fail.,
Because only throug failure
Do you learn success.

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It hurts Wen sum1 we luv is far 4m us bt it hurts very much wen we cum 2 knw dat d prsn whom we luv is nt missin u

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When you love someone,
And you love them with your heart,

It never disappears when you are apart.


And when you love someone and you have done all you can do,

you set them free, and if that love was true...


When you love someone it will all come back to you..

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"DoN't Ever Be aNgry oN Your FrieNds..,
Because At The Last MomeNts Of Our Life,
We Remember Not The Words Of Our eNemies..,

But The SileNce Of Our FRIEND.

Shayari

Dhoondo tum jitna hum jaisa dost paoge nahi,

bichhadne ke baad bhi bhula paoge nahi,

mana ki hum mein kuchh kami hi sahi par

khuda ne kisi ko perfect banaya bhi nahi..!

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Na Tum Dur Jana,Na hum Dur Jaege

Hum Apne Apne Wade Nibhaege,

Bahot Aacha Lagega Zindgi Ka Safar,

Tum Waha Se Yad Karna Hum Yaha Muskuraege.

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Lab Sil Jate H Jb Tm Samne Ate Ho

Dil Dhadkta H Jb Tum Nigah Milate Ho

Sans Ruk Jati H Jb Tum Muskurate Ho

Koi PRET ATMA Ho Kya Jo Itna Darate Ho.

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Mene pucha chand se,

DeKa h kahi mere yar sa HASEE?

Chand ne kaha:

"1 to mai tere baap ka naukar nhi

Aur dusri baat itni upar se kuch dikta b nhi"

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Aapki Yaad To Ek Anmol Phool Hai

Hum ApKo Bhul Jaye Ye Apki Bhool Hai

Koi Yaad Aapko Kre Ya Nhi,

Hum Apno Ko Nhi Bhulte ye Humara Asool Hai!!

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Ye Wada Hai Tumse Humara

Tutega Na Ye Rishta Humara

Agar

Sanso ki Dor Tut Gayi

To Lenge Janam Dubara

Dene Ko Sirf Sath Tumhara!

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Tum Door Ho Magar Ye Ehsas Hota Hai

Koi Hai Jo Har Pal Dil K Pas Hota Hai

Yaad To Sabki Aati Hai Magar

Tumhari Yaad Ka Andaz Kuch Khas Hota Hai..

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Main zindgi ka sath nibhau kaise,

Dard-e-gam apna zamane ko dikhau kaise,

Zindgi k safar me jisne dhoka diya,Naam uska zamane ko bataun kaise..

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Samja do apni yado ko,

wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,

aap to dur rehkar se ho magar,

wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai.

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Jiye huye lamho ko jindgi kehte h

jo dil ko sukun de use khusi kehte h

jiske hone ki khusi se jindgi mile

aise hi rishte ko hum dosti kehte h.

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Itne Yakin Se To Ham Keh Nhi Sakte

K Ham Aapko Yaad Rakh Payenge

Par Itna Wada Jarur Kar Sakte H

Zindgi Me Aapko Kabhi Bhul Na Payenge.

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Lamhe ye suhana saath ho na ho,

kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,

apki dosti hamesha is dil me rahegi,

chahe puri umar mulakat ho na ho.

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Kuch pal Jeelo shayad Hum phir na mile.

Yaad karLo shayad Fir Waqt na mile.

Chale jayenge zindagi se itni Door Ke HaQikat To Kya

Shayad phir Sapne Me bhi na mile

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Aina wahi rehta hai chehre badal jate hai...

par dosti kabhi nahi badalti...

kyuke dosti chehre se nahi dil se hoti hai..!af

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Badi Kosish K Bad Use Bhula Dia

Uski Yado Ko Sine Se Mita Dia

1Din Fir Uska SmS Aya Bhul Jao

Muje Or Bhula Hua Hr Lmha Firse Yad Dila Dia..

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Bhigi Palko K Sath Ankhe Num Thi

Zindgi Unse Shuru Unhi Pr Khtam Thi

Wo Ruth Kr Dur Chle Gye Hmse

Shayd Unhe Laga ki Hme Unse Mohbat kam Thi...!

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Jab Pyar Ke Ehsas Ko Samjh Jaogi

Hr Taraf Mera Hi Naam Paogi

Meri Mohabbat Us Waqt Degi Aawaz

Jb Tum Duniya Ki Bhid Me Khud Ko Akela Paogi

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Phir din dhal gaya,Phir raat aa gayi,Phir tanhayi me rahne ki baat aa gayi,Abhi to taro ki panah me baithe hi the,Chand ko dekha aur aapki yaad aa gayi
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Zindgi me ek waqt aata hai,Jab insaan apne aap ko tanha pata hai,Wahi tanhaiya to batati hai,Ki kaun kiska kitna sath nibhata hai
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Teri Dosti me hum diwane ho gaye..Tujhe apna banate-banate begane ho gaye..Pukar le Ek baar Pyaar se aye Dost,Dost ki awaaz sune zamane ho gaye..
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Rab se karni kuch fariyad bakhi hai, hame tumse kahni kuch baat bakhi hai, maut ayegi to kahdenge ruk ja, abhi ek dost se mulaqat karni bakhi hai.
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Log apna bana ke chhod dete hain, rishta gairon se jod lete hain hum se to ek phool bhi nahi toda jata Log Jane kaise Dil tod dete hai..
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Log apna bana ke chhod dete hain, rishta gairon se jod lete hain hum se to ek phool bhi nahi toda jata Log Jane kaise Dil tod dete hai.
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Thoda dard us ke liye sehna pada.
Gham me b kisi k liye hasnapada.Jis ki ek hasi par hum"FIDA"ho gaye the,Us ke liye zindagi bhar rona pada.
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Tanhaiyon Me Jeena Acha Nhi Lagta,Bichar Kar TumSe Rehna Acha Nhi Lagta,Ye DiL Sirf Tum Ko Yad Karta hai,Har Bar Ye Bat Kahna Acha Nhi Lagta
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Tanhaiyon Me Jeena Acha Nhi Lagta,Bichar Kar TumSe Rehna Acha Nhi Lagta,Ye DiL Sirf Tum Ko Yad Karta hai,Har Bar Ye Bat Kahna Acha Nhi Lagta
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Chehre pe muskaan chaa jati hi.
Aankhon me suroor aa jata hi,
Jab Aap mujhe apna kahte ho,
Apne pe hame ghuroor aa jata hi

Bahut udaas hai koi tere jane se,Ho sake to lout k aa kisi bahane s,Tu lakh sahi magar ek baar dekh,Koi tut gaya hai tere ruth jane s

Aaj Tak Jo HuM
TuMse Keh Na Sake
Aaj Pyar Se
Iqrar karte Hain
Jise TuM Roz Dekhte
Ho Aaine Me
Usse HuM apna sabse achcha dost mante hai

Umidon k sahare jiye ja rahe hai
tera naam lab se liye ja rahe hai
ek tum ho ke aane ka naam nahi lete
ek hum he ki intezar kiye ja rahe hai

Thoda dard us ke liye sehna pada.
Gham me b kisi k liye hasnapada.Jis ki ek hasi par hum"FIDA"ho gaye the,Us ke liye zindagi bhar rona pada.

Hum jaise dost nahi
sabhi ke liye,
ye tohfa hai kisi-
kisi liye,Kyun jala rakhi hai
shamma buza dijiye,
Kya hum kam hai roshni
ke liye

Rishte ne har kadam pe imtiha liya,
tanhai ne har mod per dhoka diya,
zindagi se phir bhi shikayat nahi,
kyun ki kismat ne aap jaisa "DOST" thofeme diya.

Kabhi tanho rehjao To muje Sochna
Kisi mod pe Ghabrao to muje Sochna
Ajnabi Chehro me
Ajnabi Zamino me
Kabhi Gair kehlao To muje Sochna.

jane kis baat ki woh mujh ko saza deta hai,
meri hansti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai,
ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
kiya koi is tarha apno ko bhula deta hai?

Umar ki rah me raste badal jate hain,
waqat ki andhi mein insan badal jate hain,
Sochte hain thumain aitna yaad na karain lekin,
Ankhain band karte he irade badal jate hain.

Haqeqat na pouch mere afsany ki,
Tery jate he badal gai nazar zamany ki,
log pochtay hain main khush kyon nahi,
kya kahon unhe k meri adat thi tere sang muskurane ki

tarasti nazron ne har pal us ka sath manga,
jaise asman ne raat main chand manga,
roth gaya woh khuda bhi hum se,
jab hum ne har dua main tumhara sath manga

woh pyari nigah sada yaad rahegi
mil kar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi
mumkin hai mere baad woh mujhe bhool jaye
lekin umar bhar usse meri wafa yaad rahegi

jis ghari teri yadon ka sama hota hai
phir moyassar humain aaram kahan hota hai
hosla mujh main nahi tujh ko bhula dene ka
kaam sadiyon ka hai lamho main kahan hota hai

kab hui pyar ki barsat mujhe yaad nahi
khof main dobi mulaqat mujhe yaad nahi
main to madhosh tha kuch itna us ki chahat main k
us ne kab chor diya sath mujhe yaad nahi.

doriyan bohat hain magar itna samjh lo
pass reh kar he koi khas nahi hota
tum es qadar pass ho mere dil k
mujhe doriyon ka ehsaas nahi hota.

tumhari yaadon main jalna ajeeb lagta hai
dhere dhere piglhna ajeeb lagta hai
sari duniya badal jaye to mujhe faraq nahi parta
ek tera badal jana ajeeb lagta hai